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Advertisements are not shitposts. This is an ad for Bulletproof Brain Octane oil
It's called the Bristol Scale and it's real
I mean this is fine for looks, but what do I do if it looks hard but feels weird in my pocket, or if it tastes really bad?
Get a second opinion!
Ugh. Blegh. I tried it the second time and my second opinion is still the same as my first opinion.
Exit the cab and ask someone on the street or phone a friend! You got this!
Thanks!
I don't want to mentally associate sausage and poop please.
How about corn brownies?
But sausage is minced food stuffed into bowels. Literally the same the same thing as shit. Not literally the same. But literally so superfluously similar that their descriptions overlap quite a bit.
Have a choMp
Associate it with shitty hot dogs like bar s
OP delivers!
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They also got an 8 and a 9, they just don't make the chart
Since the current chart goes from solid to liquid, would the extended chart include gas and plasma?
8 is liquid and runny compared to 7. 9 is so liquid it's indistinguishable from water except it's comin out yer butt
Ooh I had that before, but that was when the heater repair technicians messed with the water pressure and my bidet got an unexpected powerup
oh yeah, sometimes the pressure seletor gets wanged and then it's time for some unintentional spring cleaning. Or intentional, sometimes buttholes get itchy i don't judge
Is there a situation that is not a problem? ๐ฉ
Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being "none" in both cases.
Oops
My metabolism is funky. If I lump around all day I'm usually at the low end of this scale, but start doing some cardio and I leap into the ideal zone.
Case in point, last week I was traveling so I got no real walking or biking in for a full week. First day back I get a good walk and bike ride in and immediately back to the good zone. No transition just an immediate leap back to where I should be
On the upside my metabolism will automatically reduce to asking for a less than normal adult amount of calories when not exercising then start demanding a normal amount of calories once any exercise enters my routine, so I am constantly very skinny no matter what I eat
If you're trying to solve your poop problem with Brain Octane, your head is up your ass.
tf even is that shit? I saw it and just ignored it as random bs where the rest seems valid, but several people mentioned it.
Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs
Used to be a 6 or 7, 5 at my best days. Then I stopped drinking and improved my diet and now it's all 3s and 4s, baby! ๐ช๐
First of all, how dare you post a shit post in shitposts.
Secondly, I can hire a poop guide? To hold my hand & show me all the sights? Brb.
What are you paying, and is it my or your poop we're touring?
The answer is always to slowly up your fiber intake. Don't care where on there you are more kale
The text is ai-generated
Your MOM'S AI generated.
They trapped a supermassive black hole to harness the energy necessary to compute such a large object