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"Why does everything I touch die?" (lemmy.nz)

submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Get yourself a nerve plant (put it in indirect Sun) so it can be a big drama queen about when you need to water your plants it's the only way to have them with ADHD

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago

A nerve plant? Well I'm googling now because my nerd ass immediately went "A... parasite? That you plant in your nerves?"

[-] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 6 points 11 months ago

It's a simbiote if it's helping ypu keep your air scrubbers online.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Espresso machine: dies

[-] ogeist@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Good, because I want you to flower motherfucker... and your flower trigger is drought.

[-] fascicle@leminal.space 3 points 11 months ago

It screams in flower power

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 10 points 11 months ago

I just killed the fuck out of two of my plants and now I see this. Well, at least my coffee is good.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

Ya'll should get a cactus.
Pretty hard to kill even that.

[-] GerardsGuitar@retrolemmy.com 4 points 11 months ago

My best friend managed to kill her cactus by overwatering it lol

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

Well...
I was under the impression that most here forget the watering.

Being loved to death is another way to go.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago

These are pretty sturdy, for sure.

One plant I killed was a mamey sapote, and another a blood orange. Both were plants that I grew from fruit that I ate. It was a bummer since I'd had both for over a year.