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[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

...itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, tiny wide-eared, little kitty...

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 45 points 1 year ago

Only good for a few weeks or months at best, they get so big so quickly. And the tips will go right to the vet for all the shots and stuff anyway.

Unless his name is Toonces and there's a plan to teach him how to drive.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 1 year ago

I see your point and raise the following counterpoint conjecture: smol kitten exists in car.🐈😸

Look, and I cannot stress this enough, at the little tabby kitten.

[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

That cat's way too small to be away from it's mother.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Might be the real reason the Uber driver bright it to work, seems like an okay job if you're someone who fosters orphaned kittens.

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

It really isn't.

Ignoring that someone getting jerked around by The Gig Economy won't have time to nurture a kitten, people REALLY need to properly secure pets in a car. It is fun when they are wobbling around in the back seat when you are driving around.. until you need to stop suddenly or get rear ended or have a more severe accident.

Cats are much less willing to be restrained in a harness. But there are some carriers that are designed to be properly restrained and... it still won't be good for the kitty but it will at least minimize how far they go flying.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

True. Loose animals in vehicles = dead animals in an accident.

I know.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sorry but you can't see anything. You don't even know what is happening in the photo and you're already angry and extrapolating. Calm down. Try assuming the best instead of the worst

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can literally see that the car is moving in the middle lane of a freeway. On top of the unsecured animal they are looking at their phone and have zero hands on the wheel because hUrRdUrR sElF dRiViNg.

[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like a Tesla screen, so it’s all okay because the car is self driving.

/s

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 1 year ago

Internet user's genius plan to garner more upvotes.

[-] j4k3@piefed.world 9 points 1 year ago

Boost engagement, inject content, and pull myself out of a slump I've been in for awhile

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

> be uber driver  
> want more tips  
> become kitten  
> can barely see out the windsheild  
> literally cartooning this shit  
> doesn't matter because i'm "so cuuutee"  
> 5 star safety rating  
> get more tips  
> mfw

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

No hands on the wheel and looking at their phone. Fuck swasticar drivers. No, they cannot drive themselves you fucking moron.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Whoah hold on, are they not pulled over??!!

[-] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you can’t make it out in the image neither can the original commenter, they just hate cars that much.

Edit you can see lines on the ground and what looks like the bumper of another car but who knows if that isn’t just a parking lot.

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Many 5 stars and a few 1 star reviews when it shits in the car...

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Smart move, bringing along a human who can chat up the customer.

[-] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Oh my GOD ITS SO PRECIOUS

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

Free kittens with every 5 star rating!

[-] BigMilk13@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

extortionist wunk (he took all my money)

[-] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago

...the tiniest of tiny...

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 year ago

5 star review. Would have them as my driver again.

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Genius plan to distract the customer from the fact that someone that drives around people for the whole day for work is using slippers instead of proper shoes or at least a sandal with back support

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

what kind of lumbar support does the average boot provide?

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

lumbar support? I mean the back strap that keeps the sandal firm on the feet

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