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submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I thought we were roughly 2/3rds water.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Ugly giant bags of mostly water.

[–] dunz@feddit.nu 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We're not 90% water, it's about 60% for adults

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Stay hydrated out there.

[–] heysoundude@eviltoast.org 7 points 10 months ago

I needed to LoL today. Thanks!

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

I have wee and vinegar in my veins. Am I a pickle?

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Bags of mostly water

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, I wouldn’t say I’m a cucumber exactly 😉.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're as cool as one tho.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 10 months ago

Aw 😊 !

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

@moistbones@lemmy.world aha!