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[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What a sore fucking person in general. He's never happy when he wins and whines when he doesn't. This guy deserves nothing but piss on his grave. Let him decompose into nothingness and obscurity in 30 years

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago

Trump doesn’t deserve a grave. He should be cremated and his ashes should be dumped into a coal power plant since he’s so passionate about that

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

He's not even worthy of being burned. He deserves to be hanged, alone, with no audience, and left to rot as an example.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Like Mussolini…maybe we’ll get lucky and his own guys will turn on him and give him and Melania the Mussolini treatment

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[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Ok so I said cremated for a reason. If you leave bones (aka left to rot), there are crazy people who will look for his bones because he was their idle. If you cremate him, there are no bones to find.

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Eh, so what. Necromancy isn't real.

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[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

And then fed to someone's prize-winning razorbacks.

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

There you go

[-] ech@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Then there's a non-zero chance I will breathe part of him, and that's just not OK.

[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I hope he gets buried on a golf course like his first wife so golfers can piss on him

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

His ashes should be flushed down a toilet in Russia

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives," Cheung wrote on X. "He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will."

🤣

[-] sam_spandex@feddit.nu 30 points 1 year ago
[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Literally as predicted a few days ago. Yeah, this surprises no one.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 28 points 1 year ago

What a peaceful response.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 24 points 1 year ago

By some accounts, the winner is a Trumpist who happens to be a Latina. If so, that’s some quality trolling on the part of the committee.

[-] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Yes, she also praised trump. If they’re trolling, does that mean they also admit seeing it as a meaningless award like the rest of us do?

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

Can somebody please just engrave "nobel peace prize" on a fucking bullet, already?

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Big dumb baby wants his shiny.

[-] Brkdncr@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

"The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace," White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.

"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives," Cheung wrote on X. "He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will."

[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

He's so far up Trump's ass, it's a miracle he even managed to type that

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

I think he has the typewriter up there with him.

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[-] firepenny@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

He. Has. Not. Done. Any. Thing. To. Promote. Peace.

[-] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

To be fair Kissenger has a Nobel prize so promotion of peace doesn't have much to do with winning one

[-] firepenny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Totally fair. The child fucker has a blow out every time he's told no.

[-] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The consolation prize will be the Darwin award for the American people that voted for trump twice.

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[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Tantrum starts in...3...2...1...

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

What a fucking loser.

[-] dick_fineman@discuss.online 11 points 1 year ago

Well...at least he didn't try to invade Sweden as part of his temper tantrum.

[-] bender223@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, why don't they simply take all the nobel prizes from sweden, and trump can have enough for every year. 🤷

[-] Sparkles@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago

Toddlers throwing tantrums.

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Stop writing shit Steven Cheung. Don Don don't wanna fuck ya.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Crying about not getting a participation trophy for the biggest snowflake ever.

[-] Vince@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I don't understand why they don't just say he won and sue everyone who says otherwise.

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because that doesn't work in the real world. He would be immediately called out everywhere.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

No-one in the vicinity of Trump is living in the real world.

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[-] arin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I thought this was onion WTF!?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

I nominate Greta Thunberg, just to spite him

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Trump needs to be awarded a tombstone and coffin.

[-] arsCynic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Trump doesn't need the Nobel Peace Prize, he needs chemotherapy, full body radiation, a vasectomy, a lobotomy, open heart surgery, and electroconvulsive therapy, all at once, unsterilized, using nothing but a contraption made of hammers and rusty spoons performed by ChatGPT. South Park wasn't joking, Trump really is a demon having an incestuous relationship with the devil. He is a walking malignant cancer with some trace human cells, assuming he still defecates.

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[-] slingstone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Awarding him the Peace Prize for what exactly? Can they even articulate a reason?

[-] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

To be fair, what did Obama do to deserve the prize? Maybe I missed something, but I remember literally laughing out loud when I first heard that news. Like, he won for campaigning on hope?

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

The Norwegian Nobel Committee announced the award on October 9, 2009, citing Obama's promotion of nuclear nonproliferation and a "new climate" in international relations fostered by Obama, especially in reaching out to the Muslim world.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Nobel_Peace_Prize

Essentially it was for the sort of things that the US news media skipped over, because it was about countries that weren’t America.

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[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Still, if Obama didn't get one, do you think he'd be whining about it for (checks calendar) the next nearly two decades?

[-] sturmblast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"White House" blasts... no. Trump blasts..

[-] III@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Given that every person working from the White House would be complaining on behalf of that bloated child, I would disagree. But because said worshippers would need to take Trump's baby mushroom penis out of their mouths long enough to complain... you are correct.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta expect sychophant psychobabble

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