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UK vs US sex (lemmy.nz)
submitted 11 months ago by ooli3@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 138 points 11 months ago

Censoring "shoot" now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.

Fuck I hate sanitised internet.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 96 points 11 months ago

And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄

[-] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago
[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 11 months ago
[-] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago
[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago

I'm definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren't monitoring all my shit 🫩

[-] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Jokes on you. Lumberg is my porn preference.

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[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

I gotta keep this at 34 upvotes

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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 11 months ago

So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.

[-] PKscope@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago

I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn't funny even without censorship.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago
[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 22 points 11 months ago

Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago
  • shit
  • piss
  • fuck
  • cunt
  • cocksucker
  • motherfucker
  • tits
  • fart
  • turd
  • twat
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[-] marius@feddit.org 16 points 11 months ago

Oh no, I hope this post won't get demonetized

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If people can't stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users...

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 11 months ago

This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 17 points 11 months ago
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[-] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago

In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 14 points 11 months ago

Ameri~~cans~~ p~~ost~~ing so~~cial~~ med~~ia~~

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

The British any time they talk about america

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Which is still less often than school shootings in America

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 11 months ago

Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site's detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)... but still readable to humans.
It's an annoying new trend.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don't accidentally glimpse each other's private parts.

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 10 points 11 months ago

It's funny how some people's impression of a UK accent is how the royals sound, when in reality the UK has the most diverse accents of any english speaking country i know of

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I feel like it's just recognized more than the myriad of accents across America. There are so many accents just in a single city, let alone across the whole country. For example, you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 5 points 11 months ago

I don't think US accents are nearly as diverse per area as the UK, but i guess that's just my impression, I've never read a study on it or anything

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Well "per area" is vastly different purely from a geographical standpoint. Much bigger country and the UK is a much more densely populated place.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

The US may be big, but the UK had more centuries of existence before the unifying effect of national TV and radio.

This wikipedia article boldly asserts that "The UK has the most local accents of any English-speaking country" but the claim is [citation needed].

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[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Then add in all the many Scots accents and dialects, Scots Gaelic, Welsh and Welsh-accented English. Hardly anyone speaks RP (received pronunciation, ie posh) any more. Even the royals have toned it down. The late queen was really plummy back in the 50s. https://youtu.be/Ga-UcoJzsHg

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[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Close your eyes op.

Shoot.

You can look now.

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[-] Fanfare2217@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

"Brilliant"

[-] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

As an american, i can confirm.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Wait I thought the brits were the cousin fuckers

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago
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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Sax, isn't it what jazz is made of ?

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