But I check for Sweet : memes

[-] nyjan@feddit.de 53 points 2 years ago

I'm mostly checking if my standards have lowered since the last time I looked into the fridge

[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

This also happens when I’m not high

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

I don't need to be high for that

[-] explodicle@local106.com 10 points 2 years ago

I like to call them "Schrödinger's snacks".

[-] taanegl@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

I'd like to call if expiration date roulette.

[-] hkerr159@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

They are both in the fridge and in my stomach at the same time

[-] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Steal the food your brother bought for himself dilichious😋

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Well, you took a swing at it. 🤷‍♂️

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I tried kelp milk, it wasn't good. I went back to duck milk.

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[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee -4 points 2 years ago

Drugs err bad, mmmkay?

[-] ruben@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Everything in moderation

[+] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz -11 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s

Don't do drugs.

[-] Graphine@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It’s just weed my guy not fucking meth chill tf out

[-] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz -5 points 2 years ago

No one said what it is. Drugs are drugs.

[-] Graphine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Typically when someone says “high” and the illustration is of red eyes, 99.9% of the time it implies weed. Not to mention it mentions munchies here which is a common symptom of being high off weed.

You’re such a fucking goodie-two-shoes lmao

[-] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz -1 points 2 years ago

Thanks for pointing out that I don't do drugs, I guess?

In many places weed is illegal, so it's objectively harmful. Weed is bad, M'kay?

[-] Graphine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

M’kay Mr. Counselor Mackey and I promise I won’t touch my pee pee either. Touchy touchy is bad, m’kay.

[-] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

Touching your pee pee is normal, M'kay? It is a natural thing to do, you don't have to be ashamed of it, M'kay?

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