Die.
*checks video*
Die very quickly.
You, the pitcher, catcher, umpire, both teams, everyone in the ballpark, and most of the people in the city.
The batter would be eligible to move to first base.
You'd miss.
Arguably you don't, considering your matter will likely undergo a fusion reaction with what could nominally be called the ball, you and the ball will make a form of contact
So ... hit by pitch?
That is indeed what Randal concludes in the video
to think all the money and effort we've wasted trying to create fusion in a lab when what we really needed was a really, really, really good pitcher
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