Granted. Most of Trumps cronies split off and create the official MAGA Party, leaving a few Republicans nobody votes for. This is the third party people vote for. They do not consider a fourth party.

Granted! The 3rd party is Elon Musk. He announces the country is now the Fourth Reich in an act of "irony" to own the libs.

Granted. Except third parties actually win. Not the intended outcome of Republicans always winning, which is the whole point of third parties, to break up and divide progressives.