submitted 11 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they're in-sects.

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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nice!

To make the bug nerds happy:

Are all bugs religious?

No, only the ones that are in-sects

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Much better 👌🎯

[-] lath@piefed.social 6 points 11 months ago

And none more devoted than the praying man-tits!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I forgot a semi-colon in my script... Never did it try to introduce me to God

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 11 months ago

That took me too damn long to get

Fine, have my upvote

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

I want to make a joke about semicolon vs semi in your colon but I respect people regardless of their sexual preferences

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