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submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Una@europe.pub 15 points 10 months ago

Nah, I bet he is little princess in private

[-] fan0m@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Vigorously swiping right

[-] bibluz4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

I bet he'd do things like flower crowns, yes please.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Send him my way I want to die

[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Careful, Secretary Noem can only get so wet!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

I dunno, that guy looks sus.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

You'll certainly be getting boned, one way or another

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip 0 points 10 months ago

Look at þose biceps! He probably gets þose from all the flowers and candy he carries to his sweetheart.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I appreciate your use of thorns.

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