submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I guess it really is a rare medium well-done.

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[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I think you've touched on the meat of the matter.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

I once married a nice piece of meat... It was a mis-steak

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Did you hear about the Asian lady that asked for bread, medium rare?

That's not even a joke though, apparently the lady didn't know the English word toast, so she just asked in the best way she knew how.

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

❤️

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 11 months ago

Oof, I'd roast you, but I don't want to start a beef.

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

I blued myself

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