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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 94 points 10 months ago

Aged like fine Wisconsin cheddar.

[-] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Aged like an Arkansas sausage

[-] MountainOyster@piefed.world 8 points 10 months ago

Aged like a tequila from Jalisco

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago
[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 10 months ago

Nah, GOP don't like things that age

[-] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago

Apollo saw this MF and was like

[-] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 26 points 10 months ago

What's with the dodgeball references? I'm out of the loop apparently.

[-] Rinn@awful.systems 55 points 10 months ago

It's a reference to a meme that was particularly popular on Tumblr at some point, it's called Apollo's Gift of Prophecy Dodgeball, you can google that to see some examples. Basically when someone makes an obvious and ridiculous joke that (much) later turns out to be true, they were struck by the dodgeball of prophecy.

[-] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 months ago
[-] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Yeah, and it doesn't really NEED to be much later, it can be as much as a few days. Like uh, this extremely funny thing that happened to Jezebel.

[-] 42Firehawk@lemmy.zip 24 points 10 months ago

Tumblr joke about Apollo hitting people with the gift of prophecy at random, via just a dodgeball.

[-] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago

Its an older meme but it checks out.

Basically it's a joke about how Apollo provides prophecy's. Most people don't recognize their seemingly innocent joke as prophecy. Until it actually happens at which point it's Apollo beaning you in the face with a dodgeball. The dodgeball came from a variation of the meme, and basically became the meme of a statue with a dodgeball. At least I think that's how it all happened

[-] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sorta, the original meme comes from this edit (with a typo none of the less) of a stock photo from back in 2020. The picture I posted is pretty much a variation of the meme, except it's Apollo looking at the dodgeball and his potential victim with malicious intent.

[-] Redacted@lemmy.zip 47 points 10 months ago

The dodgeball strikes again

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a Bubba.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] boogiebored@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] mitram2@lemmy.pt 12 points 10 months ago

Due to the release of some emails sent by Jeffrey Epstein's brother about Trump blowing "Bubba" (a nickname for Bill Clinton), people are making jokes about how Trump was the other lover of Bill Clinton and that the 2016 election was so fiery due to that whole dynamic

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Look at the dates, dude called it back in 2016 lol

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago
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