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[-] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 118 points 10 months ago

I went to her profile expecting her to be the usual brainbroken conservative, and instead she's like, complaining about a reply getting removed because it had the F slur in it, but she also replied to one of Elon's AI-generated videos about his Tesla robot saying "Get the fuck out of here with this clanker bullshit", so I respect it.

confused

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 61 points 10 months ago

I've gotta think this is satire. Any American that's ever had a burger has to know they charge more for a cheeseburger than a regular hamburger, regardless of the cheese type.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 17 points 10 months ago

Tbf that's generally true everywhere

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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 51 points 10 months ago

It has to be satire though right?

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 74 points 10 months ago

I would be more offended at being served American "cheese".

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

Many people swear by american cheese on burgers, but I just can't do it. Cheddar is far superior.

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 10 months ago

American cheese is just mild cheddar and colby jack, with an emulsifier added to help it blend together and melt smoothly. You can literally make bootleg American cheese by shredding the two together, adding an emulsifier (like sodium citrate) and heating until they melt.

That same emulsifier is what makes it so good for burgers. Aged cheddar tends to melt into clumps, and tends to get greasy as the milk fat separates out of the solids. The emulsifier helps the cheese solids and oils stay together, making it less clumpy and greasy.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

Some nice mature cheddar, proper stuff from the west country.

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[-] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 7 points 10 months ago

I love different types of cheese, but on a burger the more important thing is the quality of the beef. Only time I don't mind American cheese. Plus it melts just right.

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[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I assume if it's on a burger it's sliced cheese. Was is it white? Do they bleach it?

[-] Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Cow Milk is white. Orange cheese is colored with annato. (Yes, yellow cheddar is colored with annato or other coloring. Same with yellow American cheese)

Natural unaged cheese color is the same as milk, white or a light off white.

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[-] last_philosopher@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think about 90% of these posts that are images of random people's social media posts are just people not getting jokes

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 9 points 10 months ago

Nah look again, homegirl was dumb enough to pay for the blue nazi checkmark lol

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 10 months ago

Cheese

No; cracker. 🤦‍♂️

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[-] 1984@lemmy.today 24 points 10 months ago

We have a coffee called Flat White over here.

Such racism.

[-] phar@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

and body shaming

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[-] pierre_delecto@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

4 beers and a burger, nice

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

4 Michelob Ultras. That's like, 1 beer.

I do remember one night I was high as fuck and went to Ruby Tuesdays or TGI Fridays or IDGAF Thursdays or something, and there was this party of four that were just the drunkest, rowdiest, gayest men I think I had ever seen. Like, name a gay stereotype, there were at least 2 of them at the table.

Anyways they had a rant about Michelob Ultras, and it was probably the funniest conversation I ever overheard. I completely forgot about until I looked at the receipt and it jogged my memory. It became a meme among a group of friends I broke ties with like a dozen years ago. Now all I remember is Michelob Ultra and that's it. Also, I'm high as fuck now. Weird how that works.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

What was their central thesis?

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[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 22 points 10 months ago
[-] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 11 points 10 months ago

But then you notice the verified on her profile, and it confuses one more.

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[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 18 points 10 months ago

I'm in a highly technical STEM field, and sometimes I find myself feeling insecure about my intelligence as comparative to some of my math-wiz colleagues.

But then I see shit like this lol

Thanks for making me feel better about myself OP!

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[-] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago

LMAO thats gold

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

Does she have to pay for crackers too?

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

Are those $20 for 16 units of Michelob or just one?

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

4 pints (16 ounces) priced at $5 each

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

That's... Acceptable. And that person deserved the overcharge. Michelob? That's white AF.

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[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Most of the time when I see a "community note" I mentally picture the people doing a slight facepalm and sighing. This one seems it'd require a two-hand facepalm.

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Thanks for dining at The Post! Stay Posted.

I like this place.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

and a cheesetastic day to you too, white american

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

After Trump announced a 50% tariff over Brazilian products, a cabaret in Brazil allegedly charged an American tourist 50% more.

The math in the receipt doesn't even make sense, but it surely went viral

[pt-BR] https://www.metropoles.com/brasil/recibo-de-cabare-no-ce-cobra-tarifa-do-trump-de-americano-e-viraliza

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