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YSK: shampoo is not, in fact, "fake poo." (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyyoushouldknow@lemmy.world
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Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.

It won't clean your hair.

(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)

(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)

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[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

I wish to subscribe to more sham facts

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The 2020 election was rigged.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

A

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Read instructions and washed hair with poo 10/10 would not recommend

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Hey man at least you aren't washing your poo with hair. It does a good job getting out the corn, but I just don't know if it's worth it.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 11 months ago

It’s lather, rinse, repeat.

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When do I stop? I am in a never ending loop of lathering my hair with shit and rinsing it off.

I may have pink eye meow, plz send help!

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 11 months ago

*Brown eye

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I followed the instructions... I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat, so I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat so I lathered and then rinsed and it said repeat...

I haven't left the shower is 35 years....

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

The barman put a shamrock in my pint of Guinness.

It broke my teeth. Turns out it was a real rock.

[-] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

If shampoo is not fake poo, does that mean it is then real poo?

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

How is this not in /c/showerthoughts@sh.itjust.works ?

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

It could be both.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago

Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.

Conditioner is better! It goes on after and makes rhe hair silky and smooth!

Shut up, swan!

[-] radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Billy and Mandy moment

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Okay Hawkeye

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