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[-] s@piefed.world 38 points 10 months ago

Trump trolls the libs by having homosexual relations with them all

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 10 points 10 months ago

It would be the first human thing I’d see orange hur durr do. Actual relationship dear god.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

Believe it or not, not everyone named Bubba is conservative.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

After Obama, I don't get excited about any politician until I see the fucking votes.

Words don't matter. Someone saying the right things does not matter. I'm going to wait to see what happens once the reins of power are in their hands.

Maybe Mamdani's different. We'll see.

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago
[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

This just in, Mamdani deploying ICE and national guard into NYC.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Ok, but when is he going to suck bill clinton's cock?

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