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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's a poython constructah, __init__?

[-] strlcpy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 9 months ago
[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Silly phone.

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 35 points 9 months ago
  • main
  • real-main
  • main-2

I want to play a game. All commit info and branch stats are hidden.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 9 months ago

main-2-v3-final-finalfinal-lastfix

[-] strlcpy@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 9 months ago

unstable-final-release2-usethisone

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

I will never not chuckle at the joke :D

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

fun fact. git allows you to use emojis for branch names.

[-] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago
[-] strlcpy@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 9 months ago

It's a joke on the "main" name vs. the main() function. That's normally considered the entry point, but really _start() is the OG entry, used by the runtime to do setup before calling main().

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago

I see, thanks :3

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Embedded systems engineers do it in Reset_Handler

[-] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I'm partial to trunk. Can be symbolised by ๐Ÿ˜

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 9 months ago

Plus if it doesn't compile then you have junk in the trunk.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

pfft. git? svn? please. all the cool kids use cvs.

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 9 points 9 months ago

Cool kids still use copies of the folder on your desktop.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

I use zip files, Dropbox and a load of fragile shell scripts.

[-] copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

I use "m". Here is how to set the default btw:

git config set --global init.defaultBranch m
[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 months ago

I use shenanigans, more fitting and descriptive.

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago
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