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Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
(www.theguardian.com)

HE'S PERFECT
I guess when I called the animal shelter, I did say that I wanted something grey with a ringed tail. This was the idea. Not that.

Hey, we've all been there, buddy.
At least it had the decency to pass out in the washroom.
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