Instead it will be his death day that will be globally celebrated.
I will personally celebrate with the most expensive whiskey I can find on this day.
Bro I am getting fucked up in the street
Same!
Let's make a bar date!
His deathday will be a global holiday.
We should purge his name from every building and record.
I'm not a fan of that wiping out history stuff. Just make it synonymous with being a shitcunt.
like, Hitler is known. if Hitler weren't known, it's not like we wouldn't have fartsmears like Nick Fuentes around. they'd still be here.
I'd say turning a public toilet into a Trump monument would be a good iea
Trump is the new Quisling.
You mean the future global No Kings Day?
Already got my drinks and party hat
his birthday isn't and won't be, but the day he dies will be celebrated for generations
Reminds me of, “A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper… He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash. Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn't say anything. But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can't take it. "I'm sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?" "Oh, I'm just checking for something." "OK, but: what are you checking for?" "I'm checking for a particular obituary." "But sir, you don't even open the newspaper! The obituaries aren't even on the front page!" "Oh, believe me, the one I'm waiting for will be."
Classic abuser move. Take away two free days and then give us back one and makes sure we know it's from him cuz he put his name all over it.
There will be one trump anniversary I'll celebrate, and it hasn't happened yet.
I was just discussing the event the other day, and said when it happens I will buy a flag pole, an American flag, and raise it to full staff. It will be up as long as the half staff order is active, then I will take it down and sell it or trash it. There will be zero ambiguity in my actions.
when he shits his pants on live TV?
Anyone still in doubt about Donald Trump being a narcissist?
And racist.
Don’t forget pedophile. And rapist.
Everyone should stock up on crowbars so that the moment this fetid sack of shit is no longer in office they can go fall-of-the-Berlin-wall and forcefully remove his name from everything it has been stuck on.
Fuck a child day? Rape someone day? Steal from children's charity Day?
Dear Leader Day. With bigly parades and mandatory attendance.
This reminds me that many history-related Wikipedia articles like this one don't have an English version yet. Might be a nice project in anticipation of Trump's b-day.
Why has it taken seven hours for someone to post this?
Can we just fast forward to the part where we find out where they buried him so I can go relieve myself there?
Gross. Fuck off fascist. No one wants to celebrate the day your mom shat you out.
We'll celebrate the day you last draw breath though! Gonna get me some nice booze. None of that cheap stuff.
How can you tell if someone is a racist narcissist...
Tell you what, let’s meet in the middle and make your death day a holiday. So come on now, hurry up so we can celebrate it in 2026.
His birthday is flag day. No need to make it Trump Day
Weirdos do weird things.
I'll celebrate the day by burning the American flag and posting online about how much I hate Trump, because I still have the freedom to do both of those things no matter what this sack of shit wants.
Never ask when the zone is fully flooded. Trump will tell you by not performing some batshit insane dumbfuckery. Until then, assume he still wants you distracted from the fact that he fucks kids.
I can see his obituary date being celebrated, if he is forcibly turned into manure for the tree.
That doesn't make it a holiday... Nothing is closing, no one gets time off work. You can't just use words when they don't fit.
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