If you are a natural redhead, please turn yourself in to your nearest loyalty officer for immediate re-education.

Did they get that poster from my middle school?

funny, I have long hair as a man, and I couldn't tell you how many times in my life people have suggested that I cut it. I don't go around telling people to grow their hair, so it really does feel like they want me to appear "normal".

Kinda surprised that Liberty Spikes are undemocratic