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submitted 9 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Finally, a listicle that could save lives. Copy and paste this in a text to everyone in your contacts.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

Finally, a listicle that could save ~~lives~~ Christmas.

👍

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Gives me more time in the abandoned toy factory - turned Christmas cookie bakery

[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

RED FLAG: He went to Harvard Business School and brings it up in conversation a lot.

Two red flags. But accurate

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

A few of those those red flags do seem like legitimate red flags actually...

[-] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

And most of the green flags too

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

GREEN FLAG: He’s gathering the entire town to come watch him fly his sleigh over the ravine. Good God. He doesn’t have health insurance!

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Snow in Orlando? Red flag, Vern.

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