this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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[–] Nougat@kbin.social 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

After I die, anyone who learns about it is expressly permitted to say, "Did he drop any good loot?"

[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Only a single piece of string

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This is hilarious. Unfortunately, one of my friends would think that I'm evil and satanic for doing this and would probably hate me. Superstition is a bitch.

[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The good part is you'll no longer care what anyone thinks!

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What if they're shittalking you on the ouija tho

[–] LemmyInRedditSux@lemmy.today 9 points 11 months ago

Then haunt them. It's a win-win.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

If my cancer ever comes back, I'm absolutely doing this. I'd even hit a law firm to send high quality sets along with my hand written notes to the handful of people that I think would appreciate the joke.

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Let us hope that you will find your friend instead of...well...something else...

And if you find something else, pray that they are benevolent...

[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Hahahaha me too, so relatable