submitted 9 months ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Labracadabrador!

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 9 months ago

This is only a joke.

The real answer is "all of them."

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Say that out loud five times fast lmao

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Oddly not that difficult

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 9 months ago

'What type of dog did the magician have?' works better.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago

You're right!

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