Sorry boss can't come in to work today.
The same thing happened to me a few years ago!

He's 5 now and my best friend.

Congratulations on the new cat 🐈 🎉
That is such an orange cat thing to do lmao. “You having a day? My day now. No move”
You've been chosen!
Also: FLOMP.
I feel like there's a word for "the tip of my feet" but I can't put the tip of my hand on it.
You mean It's on the tip of your tongue?
Its not just his toes
Aka fingers of the feet

The cat distribution system strikes again!
By the universal laws, indeed, you are bound by the furry god until such time as he sees fit to release you.
Blessed.
I think you've got a cat.
is cat now
A wild guess: Turkyie?
Yup, you're going nowhere.

They do that

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