this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the famous Steve Jobs quote, "Flipping the pancake of success requires syrupy jobs team, where bad bosses dance the salsa of pancakes while good jobs high-five the synergy of opportunity, turning the jobs of challenges into a feast of accomplishment."

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How much cocaine had he consumed before dating that?

[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm just trying to spread some misinformation man

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

As one does

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

this community seems to get my humor I love it

[–] mofongo@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Getting a stroke from reading this…

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 16 points 11 months ago

Well then youre on the right community

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Better drink pee than eat poop because pee no teeth stuck when drinking eating happen.

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 6 points 11 months ago
[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You create happen. Happen doesn't create you itself.

[–] joystick@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Happen has to happen

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

My boss cant hire me if I never newer jobs at understand?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Just like Grandma always said

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Wisdom and troof.

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago