:)

Oh god

Oh shit.

I get shot by richard stallman

I die with a smile on my face

Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

There's worse ways to go I guess

uh oh

Spagettigification🫠

Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations

Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!

killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)

could be worse, I guess

Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess

I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.

Not too bad, im alive in practice

Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess

Into the void I go

It's shocking.

Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?

My name is just my name… idk what that means 😥

Confusing

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

at least there's dirt

I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(

I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.

Oh god oh fuck

A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

Some wanker on a bike

I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!

I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.

I like the view; Though the pressure will end me

A bit excessive, don't you think?

I...I don't even know how this would work.

I do love clean socks....

Hard to say. I guess I don't die?

Yes

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

In a bombastic manner