I like the view; Though the pressure will end me
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2023
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pretty bad
I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.
In a bombastic manner
I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.
...
Death goes viral, probably
Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?
Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.
It's not bad, it's friggin awesome!
Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.
My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.
Classy
Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.
no bueno.
pretty warm and crispy
Cute but full of shit
Looks like I am drowning...
Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car
Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO
I died the way I lived, incompetently.
Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.
Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...
If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed
Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world
Well at least there's somebody there when I die.
Not too fun, Iโd imagine.
Probably the sound I'll make when I die?
Always knew I was destined for hell.
Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.
Cรขrcel means muscle cramp in Romanian, so that's another inconvenient way you might go
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Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.
Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)
Delicious
I'm guessing pretty bad...
Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries
Absolutely enraging.
Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.