That seems like a lot of work for not that much more payoff than just hiring a couple of meth heads to do the same thing.
But you get a gorilla friend.
Theoretically, there is a 0.00% chance of this backfiring. Theoretically.
Theoretically, the difference between theory and practice is smaller than in practice
Also sometimes stated as: In theory, there is no difference between practice and theory. In practice, there is.
This is the way anon, if you have beef with anyone, follow these steps. If they end up being torn in half by your gym gorilla, they had it coming.
theoretically the gorilla could realize that his ex was the real alpha of this situation.
the gorilla would then become the victim faster than he could beat his own chest.
the ex's abuse towards this already abused yet jacked gorilla could also theoretically make a situation where the gorilla goes back to his gym-house to find OP and beat his ass for putting him through all that shit for nothing.
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