this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 15 points 7 months ago

To ethical to do it the easy way, too lazy to do it the hard way.

[–] Lemvi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 7 months ago

Because my parents aren't.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 7 months ago

Because I'm a dumbass.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

I like my name, I don't want to change it to Richard.

[–] eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

I don't want to be.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

not enough people buying femboy feet pics and used femboy panties

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pull yourself up by your pantyhose straps

I would pay to see that.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

Because the bank won't let me take a loan to repay my previous loan, ad infinitum, like big corporations do

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Because I didn’t inherit multigenerational wealth stolen from the exploitation of others beings.

[–] Woad@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

I spent all my money trying to get a camel through the eye of a needle.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Work to live not live to work

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Being an ethical person precludes most ways to get rich. It's a much longer process when you're determined not to exploit people or the environment.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Thanks, Obama. /s

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I preferred to get high and play video games in the basement. I dont wanna scam people put of their money.