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[-] halvar@lemy.lol 51 points 7 months ago

>stare out window
>home intruder has fallen into bottomless pit
>mfw

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 51 points 7 months ago

>be me
>bottomless pit supervisor
>supervising bottomless pit
>see someone running
>trips and falls into bottomless pit
>look at co-supervisor
>co-supervisor shrugs
>screaming fades

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 34 points 7 months ago

cat burglar threatened with cat knit.

[-] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

This ja the real and straight shit I was looking for!

this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2026

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