Eh Buddy Hoser

Seriously:

"State" containing "states"

"America" in "America"

US folks have a problem with naming.

Stop lumping everyone in neat little buckets. Even in the most red of states you’d be abandoning 40% of voters to these fascists. This there are a lot of non voters.

And there are plenty of fascists in blue states and Canada.

Count me in, Illinois fucking hates Trump. Well, at least the useful part up north of I-88.

sigh id only have to move one state over...

Jesus would abandon those idiots within a New York second and take his name with him. Rename it to The Fucknut Confederation.

As a resident of illinois, I am honored to be included.

Please don't leave New Mexico out. We're cool I promise!

Gilead*

Then free Québec so they can speak french in peace 😂

NOFX, JeusLand. I love this song. NOFX taught me a lot about satire when I was a teen. See the song, "You Drink, You Drive, You Spill," and 'Drugs Are Cool."

I want some drugs. Life sucked less when I was taking them. But also, we didn't have a fucking batshit leader. Give me drugs so I won't care.

Jesusland

CSAL: the Christian State of American Liberty, home of Y'all Queda

Christians hate socialists of color (like Jesus) though

Republicanistan.

As a North Carolinian. Take me with you

Richard Morgan's sci-fi book Black Man has Jesusland outlined similarly. I believe he noted in the forward that he got the idea from some other work. I mean, it's not really a stretch.

You'll have to lop off the Eastern halves of Cali and Oregon unless we want to drag those dimwits into the future with us

Fuck you I live in the middle of that red area and I want out give me Blue too!