this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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Shitposting from Canada / Turtle Island.
Take off ya hoser!
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Sorry, but Colorado can’t join because otherwise we’d have border gore. Exclaves are too messy, what can you do. 🤷🏼♂️
Or you could go west. Depends on if you want to fight cowboys in Wyoming and Nazis in Idaho, or Mormons in Utah and the mafia in Nevada.
No way, mafia first. Business booms in blue places of tolerance where all are welcome and not well represented. Everyone in a position of power is a crook in red land