this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2023
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[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Would get dropped off at a theme park as a kid, we didn't have money so we would eat mustard packs with lemon juice.

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Just_A_Human@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Indeed, what in the absolute fuck?

Tell me more.

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

So tart you forget you're hungry.

[–] upt@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

No joke, when I was a kid my grandma (who is gone from this Earth now) used to make me peanut butter and mustard sandwiches. She was raised on a plantation in Georgia, so I always used to wonder if it was a southerner thing.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This seems similar to the wild pursuit of novelty I find myself using as a strategy to shock myself out of less severe depressive episodes. Good times. Highly recommend taking a fencing class just for fun.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

break and bend boring routines. tired of cleaning your room? try doing it without your hands, or blindfolded. tired of going to work? try it while slipping in a ridiculous word each day.

[–] chrizbie 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was waiting for a punchline there, "tired of cleaning you're room? Try doing it naked, tired of going to work? Try going naked" this sort of thing but you're sincere and I like what you're saying

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

yea i started going that direction when i was writing it but left it open as a set up for a replier to score.

[–] pancarcho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Tired of going to the bathroom? Just shit your pants!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

When life gives you lemons, make an unholy mustard concoction.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Coke rushing to make their next collab flavor...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

Hot Dog Water Coke

Honestly if you gave the task to make a mustard lemonade flavor to Mountain Dew I bet they'd make something halfway drinkable. Even if I still regret buying the Flaming Hot Cheeto flavored Mountain Dew.

[–] upt@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Or you know... don't.

[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, ginger lemonade is a thing. Why not make garlic or mustard lemonade.

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