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submitted 8 months ago by DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

You can’t unfuck that couch

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Elon: Can I come?

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Actually the party is cancelled forever

[-] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Ooh sorry bud, the NFL said they're done playing football

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

Fucking hilarious! The Vice President wasn't invited to the Super Bowl Party. Loser.

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