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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 months ago

"What's it gonna do, kill me?"

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

ISN'T THAT HOT?

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Look motherfucker You offered me free pepperoni pizza, I'm going to eat that pepperoni pizza.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If I had the self-control to not eat this pizza, I wouldn't have ended up in Hell

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 6 points 5 months ago
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Do like you do with ramen apparently and breath in while chewing, worked for me when I've been too stupid to wait on a fresh one

[–] mental_block@lemmy.wtf 8 points 5 months ago

You're rolling the dice for a choking hazard every time you do this.

Be careful with "larger than bite sized items".

(speaking from experience 🥲 duck that hot tofu piece)

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or you can use cranberry juice or something similar, works really well

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I'd rather pair pizza with chocolate milk if I'm being picky

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

This doesn't work in the age of ghost pepper Takis.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

This is what dipping sauce is for.