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[-] folekaule@lemmy.world 95 points 7 months ago

For best performance, remember to always change your internet filter when you change your blinkenlights fluid

[-] voidsignal@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago
[-] folekaule@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago
[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Genuinely fascinating that people learned to read that stuff like language. I mean I guess it was language. Hmm I guess that sort of was the monitor.. just really big analogue pixels..

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 7 months ago

Is that a thing of beauty or what? XYtPhioQPOJfrb7.png

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] modus@lemmy.world 60 points 7 months ago

Hide a pihole inside that.

[-] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago

Genius as fuck!

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago

I want a pi(e) in my hole too.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I've got your 3.14 inches right here.

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 7 months ago
[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

Oh, but a USB condom really is a thing though. It just passes through power but no data, as those pins are missing.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Every guy thinks he needs a Magnum.

[-] Cyber@feddit.uk 4 points 7 months ago
[-] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I caught a virus :(

[-] SolidElectronics@lemmy.ca 41 points 7 months ago

Be careful when you empty that, it’s going to be FILTHY.

[-] inari@piefed.zip 18 points 7 months ago

OP is a furry so you can imagine the level of smut

[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I thought that was our little secret :/

[-] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 18 points 7 months ago

Doesn't work with asbesddos

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 14 points 7 months ago

Nice. Now you can't reach the Internet.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 7 months ago

Basically my life motto.

[-] randombullet@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

Any any that mofo

[-] vext01@feddit.uk 14 points 7 months ago

No more dusty packets

[-] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

That's a big one too, should catch lots of malware in that!

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 11 points 7 months ago
[-] Denvil@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Somebody please help that poor black cable, it's not a 90 degree connector D:

[-] night_petal@piefed.social 9 points 7 months ago

After the FCC router ban, everyone in the US is going to need this in a few years.

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 points 7 months ago

Fancy new Wet Ass Filter

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

See, we don’t need age checks. We just need some of these bad boys.

[-] negativenull@piefed.world 7 points 7 months ago

Post your git repo for this amazing tool!!

[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

Your WAF is giving me a WAP

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Can we get that WAP up on the WAN?

[-] archy@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Truly zero config WAF

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 7 months ago

What percent of viruses does it block?

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

99.9999%
With the identical uptime (free of charge)

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 7 months ago

I thought heppa filters were only 4 nines. And need to be changed at least once a year

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

Super special filter.
With extra uptime

[-] G0rb@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago

Still, not affected by ../

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 7 months ago
[-] i0null@infosec.exchange 3 points 7 months ago

@WhatsHerBucket a PoE dust bastion is actually a really neat idea.

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