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Cheesy chips could be banned at show centres after research finds performance-enhancing effect (www.horseandhound.co.uk)
submitted 7 months ago by d00ery@lemmy.world to c/casualuk@feddit.uk
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Cheesy chips could be banned from competition venues, H&H can reveal, as research has found they can have a performance-enhancing effect on riders and horses.

The equestrian centre cafe staple has been found to improve concentration and memory in riders, owing to the effect of the combination of ingredients on the hypothalamus area of the brain. But there are also indications they can increase stride length and flexion in horses.

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[-] twinnie@feddit.uk 41 points 7 months ago

I was getting all wound up but then I noticed the article is from yesterday.

[-] Sturgist@piefed.ca 21 points 7 months ago

Bit rude to post it when the day of fools is already over....

[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Sorry! I missed it yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Sturgist@piefed.ca 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

shakes fist Off to the end of the queue with you!

Edit: sorry, as a Canadian that was the only fitting punishment I could think of.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What about "To the front of the queue, even though you don't belong there, so you'll feel bad about it all day"?

[-] Sturgist@piefed.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Ouuuuuuuuu..... that's harsh.......I love it!

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

I love the shit people come up with for April 1. Makes the internet fun for a couple of days.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

Can confirm. I left a pub in 1999 and lifted a car off a pedestrian.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

he must have been so happy when you chose to reverse

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

Posting this a bit late, it's not April 1st anymore.

[-] RunjamboJenkin@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago

Great. Now I want cheesy chips.

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