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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 62 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Lol. That's not how it happens:

  • Trump : We won the war. It was perfect and so easy with my huge american dick.
  • Rest of the world : .....
  • Trump : We need you to act on the war we won, you retarded non-amercicans.
  • Rest of the world : Really sorry mister Trump, we won't.
  • Trump: You're a bunch of losers living in shithole countries. My army is the biggest it can do anything, I don't need anything from you. Now DO SOMETHING or I will put 1000% tariffs on the air you breath and exit NATO.
  • Rest of the world:....
  • Trump: Iran, we won and it was easy. Now open the strait. Americans don't care about us killing hundreds of school girls and civilians, but they draw the line at high gas prices. BTW we don't need your gas lol.
  • Iran: Fuck you you fat turd.
  • Trump: This is my 9th and final ultimatum you bastads. I will use all my big bombs on you if you don't open the fucking strait. Praise Allah. I'm not mad you're mad.
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Ooh also when Iran says "Fuck you you fat turd" rest of the world condemns them.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

This is unfortunately, apt.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The so called "Vassals" in action 🤣🤣👌🏻

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 61 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They would probably feel more obligated if Trump didn't spend the entire last year fucking over both the US and its allies/vassals.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 32 points 4 months ago

100% trump helps a coordinated effort for Ukraine and Europe would help with Iran. But Trump does no diplomacy at all. Trump is all the time just an asshole to everyone.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 23 points 4 months ago

Exactly this. Gives basically no help to his "allies", yet expect their full coordination and support.

Like no mate, we're not going to help you in a completely unnecessary war you started in Iran (to distract from you being a pedo), because we're still busy helping Ukraine survive a war they didn't start and you more or less abandoned cause Putin asked you to.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did Trump ask China to come help them? That's wild

[–] yersinda@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mad as in Mad Cow disease bad. We have a dementia patient in office with half the USA supporting his nonsensical war. If he can't get consensus in America how does expect other nations to support him

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

oh he's probably going to drop a nuke on california or new york and blame iran next.

and the dipshits will believe him.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Argentina: please senpai notice me!

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)