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[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 302 points 7 months ago

You know you're in the bad timeline when you can't tell if this is real or not

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 45 points 7 months ago

We’ve jumped the shark (again)

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago

At this point, we've jumped all the sharks in the ocean. They're now jumping us.

[-] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 26 points 7 months ago

I feel like someone just threw a shark clean over that mountain.

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 102 points 7 months ago

As far as I can tell, this is not real

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 32 points 7 months ago

Let’s hope it stays that way

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

And yet, we have to seriously look to be able to be sure. What a world.

[-] dnick@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

I literally broke an accidental streak of not logging into x for like a year to make sure the last three 'screenshots' of trump weren't real, including this one. Seriously though, was the 'praise Allah' one real or not? I honestly can't tell for sure if it's satire or just something one of his handlers deleted.

[-] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 months ago

The "Praise Allah" one was absolutely real and many news orgs have written about it at this point. It's pretty depressing...

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[-] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

I think its truth social not x, at bottom it has ReTruths and Likes listed.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
[-] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 7 months ago

He'll just repost it.

[-] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 7 months ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago
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[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 78 points 7 months ago

I actually assumed it was real. That’s where we are.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

not only is it real (imo) it's the default reaction from anything insane from this man.

[-] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 78 points 7 months ago

I don't get it. This guy is completely nuts. Why make shit up? Just give it an hour and you'll have something tremendously fucked up that he actually posts...

[-] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago

Yeah it makes no sense; he literally posted something as bad as this:

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

We don't need a fake variant of it.

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[-] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 14 points 7 months ago

Yeah I’m tired of seeing this too, if it’s fake and I assume it is.

It just muddies the water. There’s enough without making shit up.

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[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 75 points 7 months ago

I hope he drops dead on stage with cameras rolling and he’s unable to be resuscitated. That shit will play everywhere.

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[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This does not appear to be real. He did have a similar truth social post:

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Archive link

The posted image doesnt exist at the date shown in the picture. Its effectively misinformation as its similar to but not actually a thing he posted

Someone posted this archive tool, this link is to the 100 items per page view, you can scroll past the date in the photo and the post doesnt exist: https://www.trumpstruth.org/?per_page=100

[-] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 25 points 7 months ago

We really can't differentiate between satire and misinformation anymore, can we?

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Its not really satire if its almost exactly what he said but slightly worse, theres not really a joke or commentary and it does succeed at being misleading, I feel like its fair to describe it as misinformation. Its just an exaggeration of how bad what he said is.

There are people in this tread litterally claiming its true because there are sources that substantiate him saying something very similar.

*Edited for clarity that I feel its fair to call this misinformation

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[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

How would we, we can't even differentiate between satire and REALITY anymore recently

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 7 months ago

The real one was far worse.

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[-] ChetManly@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago
[-] mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

Barely not real, it's a paraphrase of his recent Truth post. but yeah he didn't tweet this

[-] Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 months ago

The poll is the funniest part to me. I do want to surrender to “Iran/democrats”.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

“MAGATONS” had me lol

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 7 months ago

So good we got away from twitter so we can see the same content here instead....

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

Oh no! An aggregator site is aggregating!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhh! The horror!!!!!!!!

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 9 points 7 months ago

Did he really do a follow up to his Easter day tweet? This man is losing marbles at an astounding pace.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Of cpurse, the Tzar bomb is the chinese biggest bomb

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[-] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Is he threating nuclear war?????

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

This is the guy who threatened to nuke a hurricane because it wasn't going the direction he wanted. I think we can safely assume all options, no matter how batshit crazy, are on the table.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

... the Trump bomb means he literally explodes where he stands with the force of "5 magatons" (he shits himself 5 times).

The very surprising part is how the Tsar bomb had any magatons at all.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Grok is this real?

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Alpha male stable genius throws a hissy fit on socials because of the direct result of his own actions, more at 11

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