When aren't I?
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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Never not put off until tomorrow what you can be today.
Precariously balancing sometime between the Theia Collision and Heat Death of the universe, while focusing entirely on the now.
I like what you've done with the timeslot
Always in the moment. No past, no future. Linear time is an illusion.
Me, a quantum intellectual
Quantum? Damn near killed 'im!
A meat sac filed with electricity and anger
Are you one of those loot boxes at the supermutants' lairs?
Then
sounds like a date
I haven't eaten since later this afternoon.
You will have understood this assignment.
Two days from now
Sometimes
I wish I knew. Let me know if anyone figures it out!
Now
livin the moment
In a time prison forced to live through predestined events alone until the end of time itself.
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I'm on first base.
Now.
...he said, days ago.