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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My penis is too large, if there were two of us we would collapse into a neutron star.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah, you would collapse into a black hole

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

We aren't quite that large would need 3.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 4 points 3 months ago

One of me is too many already

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I need to renew AOMIE

[–] stopforgettingit@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

I don't want to raise a clone baby anymore than I want to raise a mixed DNA baby.

[–] lasta@piefed.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m not flexible enough…ohh wait…you said cloned.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Is the ribcage a cage for your ... uh... activities?

[–] 0x0f@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

And have another human being endure living in this hellscape? That would just be cruel.

[–] chris@l.roofo.cc 1 points 3 months ago

Who'd want two of me? Not me. Sometimes I feel like one is too many.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

I have a clone. I've had one since I was a few minutes old.

No big deal, but be ready for the clone wanting independence and an identity.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BC I don't want to deal with myself.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

same here; i can't even deal w the voice in my head, much less a fully incorporated other me walking around. lol

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried, but the git command keeps failing.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago
[–] cynar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago