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[–] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 4 months ago

I can hear this image.

[–] spectrums_coherence@piefed.social 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't care how hot a mummy looks, she must smell horrific.

[–] TessaRekt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean in real life people thought mummies smelled good enough to want to eat them and make perfume out of them so

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago

the process of mummification used a lot of good smelling substances so i wouldnt be too surprised that they would still smell good enough to reuse

[–] randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The new diet; have your organs removed by an Egyptian priest of the dead for the ultimate thin waistline which will make you drop dead gorgeous. Emphasis on dead.

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They literally mash your brain into mush and drain it through your nose. There's not much brain left.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 3 months ago

If you volunteer for mummification as a way to get a targetted waistline, there wasn't much in there to begin with.

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: they were male prior to mummification. It's right there in the name. Corpse > milf

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Mummies have no brain so they can't give consent

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t it in a jar next to them?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 4 months ago

That's convenient because I'm seeking consent to fuck the jar too.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

Obviously sapience is stored in the balls.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

consent not required for necrophilic coitus

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeh but pussy dry like jerky

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 7 points 4 months ago

just how i like it

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Brandon Fraser can answer this question.

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Hey where's my Arnold Vosloo version at?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They kill you for disturbing their tomb. They want you to fuck off...

But this is also valid imo

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

This one seems to want you to disturb her womb.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Hunh. Sand really does get everywhere, doesn't it. 😅😬

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What that step-mummy do??

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Necrophilia: crack open a cold one!

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago