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[–] Amith@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 12 points 3 months ago

I mean... why else would you keep bees? The dream is to release bees on someone. That's like a primal Saturday morning instinct.

[–] teft@piefed.social 9 points 3 months ago

The court heard that Woods was told during the encounter that some deputies were allergic to bees, and that she replied: “Oh, you’re allergic? Good!”

This is the type of energy i try to take into every encounter with a pig. Rock on, lady.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 9 points 3 months ago

The court heard that Woods was told during the encounter that some deputies were allergic to bees, and that she replied: “Oh, you’re allergic? Good!”

This woman is a hero.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Fly, my pretties!!

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

Pish those bees were simply doing civic duty of pollination. Not the bee keepers fault there were pigs in same area. They are bees not dogs. You cant control them.

[–] brianary@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Please tell me this was the girl from the Blind Melon video!

Elastigirl as Beekeeper in Doom Patrol

Bioshock bees ability

The Beekeeper movie poster