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    submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by bauve@jlai.lu to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
     
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    [–] buycurious@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

    I would have also accepted:

    Typing up an email

    Typing up an email while sharing your screen

    [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Funny, but...

    echo "Where Linux?"
    
    [–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    ~ $ cowsay Where Linux?
     ______________
    < Where Linux? >
     --------------
            \   ^__^
             \  (oo)\_______
                (__)\       )\/\
                    ||----w |
                    ||     ||
    
    [–] kubica@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

    "grep linux | this_guy"

    or something like that?

    [–] shneancy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    being simply observed gives me a -50% competence to anything i'm trying to do

    [–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

    And -50% intelligence while we at that

    (Although -50% from 0 is still a 0)

    [–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Trying to do a basic Docker image during an interview was wild.

    I was writing shit like "chmod user:user 400 file"

    Somehow the person didn't notice and said everything looked fine. When the interview was over, I looked at it and every single command was shit.

    [–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
    [–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 10 points 1 year ago

    I swear everytime someone looks at me when coding I suddenly forget the syntax to declaring a function, and feel like an idiot looking up whatever it is I forgot to add

    [–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

    This game was programmed live in front of a studio audience.

    [–] const_void@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

    This is how I feel after my company mandated working in the office 4 days a week.

    [–] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

    I just can't do pair programming man. It's awkward enough to code with someone watching or to watch them code, let alone trying to follow their thoughts next to my own.

    [–] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

    I think I finally got over this for the most part after having to lead a team of juniors. At some point it just needs to be done and its like fear inoculation in that sense. Definitely not the same as pairing with someone you know is better than you tho lol

    [–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
    [–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

    i hope its a joke, because biden is falling(he fell) and feeling