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[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 55 points 4 months ago

I take my beauty rest seriously. So seriously that, after months of testing, I bought my ludicrously expensive Eight Sleep Pod 4 Ultra review unit.

Imagine telling on yourself this hard

https://web.archive.org/web/20260501140155/https://www.theverge.com/column/921654/optimizer-eight-sleep-ai-summaries-health-wellness

[-] Cherry@piefed.social 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeh her ability to waffle is annoying. They oversaturated every point repetitively and pad it with crap.

I nearly choked on the protein bagel I’d been shoveling into my gob.

Short story they bought a ridiculous priced bed to give them data…and it gamified their sleep and gave them dodgy info…not a surprise.

Article takes 10 paragraphs to explain, and is entitled 'the bed needs to shut up'. Ironic.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 15 points 4 months ago

Telling on themselves what?

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago
[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 4 months ago

That Western media is utterly garbage.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The author is one of the reasons they can sell that crap. Why do people always only learn by experience?

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 40 points 4 months ago

Smart people learn from their own mistakes, wise people learn from the mistakes ot experience of others, stupid people never learn.

[-] Joelk111@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

In that case, I'm really really smart.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Because empathy takes intelligence

[-] markz@suppo.fi 19 points 4 months ago

Isn't archive.is the one that uses you for a ddos attack

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Yes but unfortunately it’s the only one that is coded to strip paywalls instead of archiving the page as-is

[-] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

archive.ph also works to strip pay walls.

[-] markz@suppo.fi 10 points 4 months ago
[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Yes, these are all mirrors:

archive.fo|archive.is|archive.li|archive.md|archive.ph|archive.today|archive.vn

[-] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

tbh I have no idea

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 4 months ago
[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If your snoring is that problematic you probably need a sleep study and a CPAP machine, not a $5,000 bed making you drink.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

Jeez. An apple-infested, AI-powered bed with cloud-acces that monitors your most private moments and shares them with the world? And that also costs money not pays you?

But when I'd ask them if I could just sit there and watch them sleep, suddenly I am the weird one?

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Because you didn't charge them

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Ooooooh. Yes. That might be it.

[-] fta@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago
[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
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