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She is innocent! (lemmy.nz)

submitted 4 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] Ftumch@lemmy.today 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thief? No, she caught that hot dog fair and square!

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

nitrates bad for kitty

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 months ago

It’s bad for us too. Note: I am not a cat.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Sounds something a cat would say :3

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Sounds like something a milk wouldn't say 🤔

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

🐄 🥛 "sir we have been compromised"

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Yes, in case anyone is not aware, meat with preservatives in it are not good for cats (dogs too but they have a slightly higher tolerance IIRC.

https://www.animalcareclinicjc.com/news/2022/11/1/can-you-feed-your-cats-hot-dogs

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago

also not good for humans.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is why he is theif

[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Nitrates bad for people, and all life. Processed food bad. Plus they put pfas on the packaging touching the food, why? Because fuck you (me too) that's why.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 months ago

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Who stole half that kitty’s hot dog?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

She cannot be the hot dog thief because she's a cat, not a dog. The defense rests.

[-] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Smol Goodman, attorney at law

[-] determinist@kbin.earth 6 points 4 months ago

hot dog returner

[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

I'm sure you mean she liberated that hot dog.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

Circumstantial evidence, motion to dismiss.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

What this? I have a lip growth...is it noticeable? you feel bad now?

[-] PositiveNoise@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

You can tell by the way the photo looks that The Doggie ran up and shoved half a hot dog into Innocent Nice Kitty 's mouth.

[-] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

They could not have done it. This cat was definitely with me, on my couch napping like a cute little fuzzy-wuzzy-snuggle-bunny when the hotdog went missing.