cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/51825065
baby blues
Eyes the size of a large pizza
Which sounds less impressive as it used to, with shrinkflation taking its toll also on Italian food craftsmanship.
“Longer” would also be more appropriate than “bigger”. To me, the latter implies it is more massive in size than a school bus.
To me, the latter implies it is more massive in size than a school bus.
Maybe it is!
Well now I want pizza, thanks.
A pizza the size of a squid eye?
If it's good, yeah.
Everything but the metric system
Squids have headlights?
Is that large pizza like the 1,2m pizza I had in Poland 15 years ago, or a regular sized large pizza at 40-50cm?
Yes.
Americans will use anything but metric
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