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[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

I've seen that one a few times but I think my favorite variation is "Tell your cat I said pspspspspsps"

Bro i hate that, i have four cats and none of them respond to pspspspps, that's tje sound parents make when they want their human children to pee, it doesn't do shit for cats

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Fucking finally! I grew up using an aggressive psssst as a his noise to tell cats to stop doing that, so to me it sounds like you're either doing that a lot or chasing a cat with a squirtgun. I've always clicked my tongue for their attention but I don't know how to spell that.

[-] Balex@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

My favorite is "tell your cow I said moo"

[-] Zikeji@programming.dev 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is actually the slogan of WeRateDogs! https://weratedogs.com/

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago

There all good dogs, brent.

[-] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This aligns with one of my favorite sayings about dogs.

Everyone thinks they have the best dog and the funny thing is, none of them are wrong.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Which is why 11 or 12 is the worst grade they ever give on a scale of 1-10 ๐Ÿ˜

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Best rear window I've ever seen was the Hitchcock one

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

One of the best of all time.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Tell your dog a said "who's a good boy?"

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Would pair nicely with "tell your mom I said hi" sticker.

this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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