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[-] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 90 points 3 months ago

On my computer...

Microsoft: There's no such thing

[-] tabular@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

On my computer

Microsoft: that's where you're wrong kiddo

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

It's now "this computer"

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

I think you mean our computer comrade

[-] Solrac@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

I cannot. for the life of me, fathom, how regluar people, actually tolerate Windows anymore.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Decades of FUD against Linux. I still hear from gamers that Linux is fine if you don't value your time. I spent more time configuring my keybinds to ESDF then I do tech support for any Proton or Heroic Launcher game.

[-] huggingstars@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Now it's at the point where if you treat Linux desktop as something other than a game console or a development platform you're in for a world of pain. Have fun filtering and grouping documents with Dolphin.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You mean web browsing or office document work?

Anything more technical then gaming requires higher tech knowledge regardless of platform.

[-] huggingstars@programming.dev -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And on Linux you need higher tech knowledge and more time compared to other platforms due to almost everything being less polished. None of the Linux file managers have views, filtering and grouping features as polished as Explorer for example, so users will spend more time on miscellaneous tasks like managing files and they'll add up.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You vastly over estimate how the average windows user uses their computer. I can't even get them to tell me where they downloaded a particular, let alone caring about filtering, grouping or view counts.

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 31 points 3 months ago

Every time I touch a Windows computer, after 5 minutes, me hacking on the keyboard: "Why πŸ”¨ Can't πŸ”¨ I πŸ”¨ Just πŸ”¨ Do πŸ”¨ This πŸ”¨!!!"

Then I have to explain to my coworkers (where else would I touch a Windows computer) that I'm actually a very leet hacker, just on a different OS 😳

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

I've pretty much stopped using windows 20 years ago - besides needing to boot it up to have some weird configuration program (looking at you Datalogic!)
I'm still "the computer guy" in my family and everyone comes to me with their Windows boxes or iOS phones/tablets, but I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing there...
I'm always astonished how much more shit Windows got in those years.
Even assigning a drive letter (which is already a stupid way to extend storage, compared with just mount points) isn't that easily set anymore.
At least it took me 20-30mins to find the option.
Changing IP addresses also seems to be highly technical and must be hidden.

Don't know what they are going for. You can make stuff easily useable, but still give options to change the defaults.

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Don’t know what they are going for.

A historical mix of conflicting paradigms all bundled in one huge software?
Slightly panicky catching up with competitors of a market they are slowly losing, thus making the above even worse?

I don't know either.

It all gets worse with a certain type of stack used in corporate environments, consisting of Google accounts, MS accounts, some sort of invisible 2FA (the 2nd factor is tied to a device)...

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 29 points 3 months ago

Yes! - or - Ask me later

This isn't consent, it's pestering and in a relationship would be abusive

[-] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That type of shit is exactly why my only interactions with Windows now is via work. A place I am pushing for more Linux in and have made some solid headway on. Just things like basic file operations are faster. A benefit I would have never known about had it not been for the constant, abusive nagging Windows does.

I had just assumed things like emptying your recycle bin of 50,000 log files is slow...no, only on Windows.

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 27 points 3 months ago

I am having this fight as we speak...

[-] PangurBan@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

I switched to Fedora KDE. Literally looks better than windows and doesn't have all the BS. Lightweight and it honestly works well. Aint ever going back.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Well its KDE, that is why it looks good. Gnome in comparison is better than windows ui but KDE is one of the better Desktop managers. DMs are usually separate than the OS but do come preinstalled in a lot of distro flavors

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Gnome in comparison is better than windows ui

I haven't tried 11, but IDK, for me Gnome feels like it's trying to be futuristic while being a deranged cross between an Ipad and a fisher price toy.

But then again, macos or whatever the fuck they are calling it looks like that, but less futuristic

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Gnome is just a Mac lookalike for those switching to linux from that walled garden.

[-] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 4 points 3 months ago

That's exactly what I use on my own computer. But work owns the other computer and gets to dictate the OS and ll that...

[-] aMockTie@piefed.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Do I look like I know what a one drive is? I just want my pictures on my god dang hard drive!"

Edit: For anyone who might not be familiar with the scene in question.

Edit2: Or the meme version.

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago

I just want a picture of a got-dang hotdog.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 3 months ago

Sif not 10 hour hotdog

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

You mean "This Computer" they renamed it.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[-] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You're right.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Technically you could just netboot a kernel and initrd, then mount a root filesystem via the network

So you don't even need a drive in your computer

Not sure why you'd do this outside of very specific appliances but it's an option

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

Recently started using a Win11 machine at my new job. Fuck me is file explorer a pile of shit. Remove gallery and onedrive links... wtf do you mean I need to use the registry editor to remove/hide some things on the side bar of file explorer?

[-] gapa@feddit.nu 3 points 3 months ago

And why do I need two links for usb stick?

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Adobe does the same exact fucking bullshit

[-] blackbeans@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

You can hit F12 to save documents locally in Office applications, it bypasses all the Onedrive trash

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 21 points 3 months ago

"Look at what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power!"

[-] Bloefz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Microsoft are now automatically syncing the documents folder to OneDrive too, that's how they get you.

It also hides local folders in explorer now if your have OneDrive (which my employer turns on).

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Honestly for work having that one drive turned on means that when people inevitably break the laptop, we can recover the files. Otherwise we have to explain that if they don't save stuff to a shared location it's not important enough for us to backup.

Hiding c: is a bit excessive.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

This is funny, after X years of working professionally as an IT guy in a Microsoft 365 environment, I have started to rely heavily on OneDrive and I feel worried if I save work stuff outside of it.

At home I don't use it, but I am working on building a NAS to have better storage.

[-] picnic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Well for sharing and collaboration, yes, but for a file I alone work with, I rather have that on a zfs hosted network drive.

Also of course if I have to represent and I have a surface hub available, maybe then.

But really, I dont want onedrive to be first option. Only if I so choose.

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 3 months ago

Who's conputer Doctoration?

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