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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/69349356

Justice fuel rules โœŠ๐Ÿผ

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[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 104 points 4 months ago

This is a close second place to the guillotine for best French protest invention.

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 51 points 4 months ago

Dude...A guillotine that also slots onto tram tracks.

[-] 667@lemmy.radio 25 points 4 months ago

Facing execution as a bourgeois? Canโ€™t make it to the event? No worries, weโ€™ll come to you!

[-] lando55@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

They should combine the two, waste not want not

[-] Honk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

It would be a very efficient way to eat the rich...

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Throne to table, baby!

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Grill the rich.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Sausages first ... then chop!

[-] Upperhand@lemmy.world 79 points 4 months ago

The French really know how to protest.

[-] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago

The trick is to practice regularly.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

Did not know I needed that! (Tram tracks, I'm covered on bbq's)

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 23 points 4 months ago

Doesn't this feel like the kind of absurdly bombastic thing you'd see in a hella good rap video though? Dude marching at the grill while spitting mad science. I need that in my life asap

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The absurdity makes it also funny. On the whole I think it will reduce the risks of escallations.

[-] alx@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

It does not :D

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'd watch that clip. Maybe something for Childish Gambino?

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

Him or A$ap Rocky yeah

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They should make it more of a low wagon, so there's a place for the grillers to stand in front of it or to the side, instead of walking behind it in the smoke cloud.

[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

You think French people mind inhaling smoke?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I think "French people" - like all overgeneralizations - is an overgeneralization.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Boo 'oo la poair francais! Zo pairsecuted! Zumbody think of ze croissents!

[-] cabillaud@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[-] ghario3@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

You gotta keep people fed. I always grabbed a cheeseburger after a protest.

[-] artifex@piefed.social 11 points 4 months ago

And they say unions hinder innovation.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Adds a new wrinkle to the trolley problem

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

I'll always pull the lever if it leads to protesters getting sausage ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 4 months ago

In America we could build one into a huge rider mower if we could afford a rider mower, grill, sausages, or to protest without getting fired.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

You can gain the right to protest without being fired! Guess how...

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Bitching and then staring into my phone and doing nothing?

[-] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Without even changing your Facebook profile picture? Damn...

[-] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

They just need decent sausages. Greetings from Germany ๐Ÿ˜

[-] darklamer@feddit.org 5 points 4 months ago

You can see it in action in this video, one minute in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP6frDnjaXA

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

This how you do

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

MUNI needs inboard BBQ

this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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